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All we wanted was a pregnancy break, but we soon find ourselves exposed to terror attacks. It may be good to die for your pregnant wife and your fetus, as this is the only thing that matters when faced with danger.
January 28, 2016 | 5
There are things better not said. Even if you think pregnancy is not a disease, you do not say it to a woman in advanced pregnancy. It'd be like me being honest answering "massively," when she asks if she has gained any weight recently.
November 21, 2015 | 4
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Finally I got the time to install the safety accessories in the kitchen!
Now the 2yr old and EVEN I can’t get a knife from the drawer!!@@

Hormonal Dad

“Little sunshine, your cry won’t help, you know that daddy doesn’t allow more than one chocolate bar a day.”

“Do you want also ice cream with your Doritos?!?!”

Hormonal Dad

Parents always afraid that their kids are hanging out too much in social networks.
I’m not… The moment my little daughter will post her first sexy selfie on her wall I will write her comment like this:
“Great photo, honey! I’m glad to see that you’re back on your feet and the hemorrhoids finally gone! XOXO”
** That will solve the selfie problems for the next few years **

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