The first thing man notice about a woman is her eyes. Then, when her eyes aren’t looking, they notice her breasts.
Women’s Liberation is just a lot of foolishness. It’s the men who are discriminated against. They can’t bear children. And no one’s likely to do anything about that.
Parents learn a lot from their children about coping with life.
Behind every successful man is a woman rolling her eyes.
The great question that has never been answered, and which I have not yet been able to answer, despite my thirty years of research into the feminine soul, is ‘What does a woman want?’.
In my house I’m the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.
Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. Invariably they are both disappointed.
Parents always afraid that their kids are hanging out too much in social networks.
I’m not… The moment my little daughter will post her first sexy selfie on her wall I will write her comment like this:
“Great photo, honey! I’m glad to see that you’re back on your feet and the hemorrhoids finally gone! XOXO”
** That will solve the selfie problems for the next few years **